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ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

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svveden:

bunnyhoodlum:

i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao

thats terrible u should try a chair

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dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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code1ne:

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

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When I’m old and gray, I want to have a house by the sea. And paint. With a lot of wonderful chums, good music, and booze around. And a damn good kitchen to cook in.
Ava Gardner   (via raysofthesun)

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bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

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The fucking caption on the picture is the funniest part though

The villain still pursues her

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ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this

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im so chill im practically dead

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